Here are some pictures of glorious beauty from the old fogies night of nights. See up there, just above all these words. Thats right, the things with the colours and hot looking old people.
That incredibly real looking man is Gerald, well I don't actually know if his name is Gerald, but in my head I was calling him Gerald as if it was his name, it just came into my head straight away, and it was as if I had a connection with old pretend man and I just knew his name. Anyway, we shall call him Gerald for now.
Do you all love my wonderful red skirt suit? The glasses are a furry, suadey kind of material. Reach into your screens and see for yourself.
I think I will customise the skirt into a mini and take the shoulder pads out of the jacket. Then all will be right with the world again.
Look at the old old man with his bowls uniform and suspenders and the pillow in his shirt. It is very realistic. He didn't frighten me hardly at all. He made loud wheezing noise all night, and everyone wanted his friendship because of it.
The last picture is me in the morning, feeling extremely..under the weather. I look GOOD, oh wait no I don't. See the pirate dress is working like a top, I am some kind of clever magician.
CLOSE UP CLOSE UP CLOSE UP CLOSE UP
For Eelie, please don't eat me alive good Sir.
I think it might really wreck our blossoming friendship.