Saturday, August 30, 2008

Dear new boyfriend...

I know that we only just met, but I have a feeling we are going to share a happy deep love... You are a nice boyfriend I mean skirt. Lets hold hands and skip forever.
I really think we should elope and be married by some kind of Elvis character.
We are really meant to be together.
I will love you always beautiful BEAUTIFUL SKIRT OF MINE.
from Forever New

Friday, August 29, 2008

It is the day that you fri... things.. possibly eggs

I will fry many things. I will possibly end up looking cool like that picture from last weekend. Look at my amazing skirt, it's made out of two singlits. I like it alot. Someone pretty damn amazing probably came up with that idea.

So it is the day of frying, I am going to go off on some kind of adventure... involving, fry pans and nutritionist bunny rabbits.

Good day sir, I said good day!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Oh No! Angry Triangle people!

Quick lady, run away, run away from the Angry Triangle men.

Don't let them get you! They are evil and only like things that are in the shape of a triangle. You are not the shape of a triangle!

I like your dress, run away the triangle men eat dresses for breakfast.

One day, they will have world domination, and they will go around with giant sharp scissors cutting everything into the shape of triangle. Especially people. Even the whole world, they will invent giant intergalactic sharp scissors and make the earth less globey and more triangley.

They actually look almost exactly like these evil Christmas trees that chased me around a forest in a dream I had when I was like 4. It scared me alot!

Insight has many beautiful things..



Romantic Robot Love

Yes, it is THE robot! A robot calculator. I don't know what more you could want in life. This pretty much fulfills all my life dreams and ambitions right there.

I would name him Robot Features. We would be madly deeply in love, and spend much of our times hand holding and skipping through fields of daisies. We would have long late night deep and meaningful conversations that continue well into the morning…

I imagine they would sound something like this

"Robot features, what is 1 plus 1?"


"Oooh your so good with your calculations, what is 2 plus 2?"


"Oooh you did it again, amazing, may I use your convenient nightlight, and how about you hold some paper clips, oh yeah that's the stuff"

It would be the truest love I would ever feel.. Robot features and I.... Together forever.

Fred Flare is my lover


Monday, August 25, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Giant Crayon Wars...

...and free balloons and playing make believe pterodactyl games, quite the successful day.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I bought myself some delicious treats

Aren't they beauty. I think they will really accentuate my man features. Which is always nice.
Don't you agree?

Office Supply art

I sure do like office supplies....

More top hatty goodness

I must be onto something with the top hat thing. Lovin' this ladies style....


Thursday, August 14, 2008


It is the Friday!


This is the post from pointless land. A land far far away, where everything is unusally rounded. I just decided that there have been 14 days so far in August, and there are only 13 posts. THAT IS NOT PROPER. THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT EVEN AMOUNT. THERE MUST BE A POST PER DAY OR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WONT BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND THE SUN WILL FALL OUT OF THE SKY.


No I'm not obsessive about it.

But it IS Friday tomorrow... and I DO look intelligence!


I'm going to get my sewing and crafting on this weekend.

Who knows what amazing wonders will surface?
Or what dodgy things will surface.. or if I will accidentally sew my arm into the machine because I actually don't know anything about sewing at all.
Or perhaps when I'm randomly cutting material after not measuring or thinking about it, I will end up with no arms.
Wow, sewing is a really violent sport. Why isn't it in the Olympics?
Speaking of the Olympics. I've had enough of you, please go away soon and don't come back again for another 4 years. Possibly a million.
I do not like sports.
Except cool sports, where you lose limbs. Like sewing.
And the extreme sport of running with scissors.
Anyway the moral of the story is, on Saturday I am going to sew some lovely new creations for a secret special project. It is going to be GIANT! Jack and the Bean stalk giant. Maybe I will show some pictures on here if they turn out okay, and I don't spill too much blood on the garments, what with my no arms and everything.

I actually really like my arms. I think I will miss them.
The end
P.s: Also expect bloody arms with sewing machines hanging off them to become very big this summer.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lykke Li is Love

I think that I love this lady..

This MUST be what love feels like...

image via

Monday, August 11, 2008

Saturday, August 2, 2008


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