.... I found and bought some new shoes that made Mr Purse very happy indeed...
Here is an excerpt from the phone conversation I just had with Mr Stompface:
Stompy – I bought two pairs of shoes today….
Mr Stompy - WHYYY!!??!! *loud indecipherable noises* *Mr Stompy’s head explodes!*
Stompy – Guess how much they cost all up!
Mr Stompy – One million dollars!!! *angry wailing*
Stompy – $35!!!
Mr Stompy - *Head grows back* I AM FILLED WITH MUCH HAPPINESS AND PRIDE, YOU ARE A GOOD WIFEY TO BE, AND WHEN WE GET MARRIAGED I SHALL SHOWER YOU WITH TEN DOLLAR PAIRS OF SHOES AND EVERYONE WILL GASP AT THE GLORY.
The end
hee hee. sorry my comment is not witty or a poem.
ReplyDeletei love your blog! such amazing pictures too....
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shelovesvelvet.blogspot.com
thanks and keep it up!
xx
you should write a book...I'd buy it....funny funny funny!
ReplyDeleteyou are so funny abbie made me smile! xxx
ReplyDeleteplus 2 pairs for that price is a GREAT deal!
i come from giant land too, size 10 feet here... and i recently found the loveliest shoes (flat tan sandals, that were not in any way shape or form gladiators!) from novo, i bought them in melbourne, arrived home in perth only to find that one of the strands of fake-leather that go around the back of the foot had been broken and the person who made them sticky-taped them back together!!!sneaky sneaky! was really annoying, im still gonna wear them tho because i LOVE them... i love shoe stories! xox
ReplyDeletehahaha I am a BIG FOOT too...size 10 can go to hell I say.
ReplyDeleteCONGRATS on an amazing bargain lady. you and Mr Stompface should walk around with them both on your hands for the rest of the week I think and tap them on any surface you fancy along the way. Shoe muppets?
xxx
oh how cute. i am happy for you stompys and your shoe deals. i wish you many more. i love my walmart gladiator sandals and mocossin boots i found at a thrift store. im all about the deals. :)
ReplyDeletepeace & love!
couldn't be happier for you!
ReplyDeletehow i love your stories
ReplyDeleteyour shoes broke? not good. what's good is that you got two pairs for $35. want. but can't. hmmm, maybe i can beat that in bali. think i will definitely have to try.
ReplyDeletehows work by the way? and how are the preps for the weddings, when are you and ash cough*mrstompy*cough tying the knot/doing the deed/dancing with the fair....waitttt...maybe not that last one ;)
hope all is well in stompyland. miss you. and we HAVE to catch up in the new year. before i go to europe. seriously. with a cherry on top.
This is a truly wonderful story - I love to hear about you and you husby to be. Cant go wrong with ten dollar shoes also.
ReplyDeleteHow hot is it in Perth!!!!? Crazy.
Also, I love the illustration above.
My folks bought for me the entire dark tower series for Christmas and Im yet to read it. I shall report back to you my thoughts because Ive noted you like it too.
Happy New YEAR!!!
Zx