.... I found and bought some new shoes that made Mr Purse very happy indeed...
Here is an excerpt from the phone conversation I just had with Mr Stompface:
Stompy – I bought two pairs of shoes today….
Mr Stompy - WHYYY!!??!! *loud indecipherable noises* *Mr Stompy’s head explodes!*
Stompy – Guess how much they cost all up!
Mr Stompy – One million dollars!!! *angry wailing*
Stompy – $35!!!
Mr Stompy - *Head grows back* I AM FILLED WITH MUCH HAPPINESS AND PRIDE, YOU ARE A GOOD WIFEY TO BE, AND WHEN WE GET MARRIAGED I SHALL SHOWER YOU WITH TEN DOLLAR PAIRS OF SHOES AND EVERYONE WILL GASP AT THE GLORY.