New Years and the story of how it is new and year like......

Tomorrow, we shall investigate its new year likeness. But for now it is just the eve. Which is much like the name Steve, without the letters S and T.

Amongst my millions of new year resolutions, I shall blog much more regularly, I shall fix Mr Camera so I can outfit posty again, and your eyes can all bleed from happiness!

I will draw millions of pictures and paint myself all over with coral coloured nailpolish for no apparent reason. I will make boats out of alfoil and sail them for days on magical rivers.

I will update Mr Bird daily, because he really misses living life, and that is a sad sad thing.

I will run around in circles for hours upon hours every day.

I shall befriend a popsical named Mr PopsicleFace and hang out with him all summer time.  Until he is eaten alive.

I shall write a book about the importance of matching socks.

I shall do many many things and all in the world will rejoice with glee.

HAPPY NEW YEAR CHILDREN OF BLOG LAND!

p.s: I formed some kind of spring like object, ask all the question's your hearts desire....

it is also on the left hand side of this page...

formspring stompface

sketch from moleskine (unfinished)

The story of how even though my new shoes broke and had to leave this land.......

.... I found and bought some new shoes that made Mr Purse very happy indeed...

Here is an excerpt from the phone conversation I just had with Mr Stompface:

Stompy – I bought two pairs of shoes today….
Mr Stompy - WHYYY!!??!! *loud indecipherable noises* *Mr Stompy’s head explodes!*
Stompy – Guess how much they cost all up!
Mr Stompy – One million dollars!!! *angry wailing*
Stompy – $35!!!
Mr Stompy - *Head grows back* I AM FILLED WITH MUCH HAPPINESS AND PRIDE, YOU ARE A GOOD WIFEY TO BE, AND WHEN WE GET MARRIAGED I SHALL SHOWER YOU WITH TEN DOLLAR PAIRS OF SHOES AND EVERYONE WILL GASP AT THE GLORY.

The end

List Of Things That Make Stompy Sad, Sad, Sad……………..

1. Computer has been taken over by an evil virus from evil land, therefore not many visits in blog town, even though I was all enthusiastic to bloggety every day.

2. My ear is blocked, and very hurty, this could be from the ridiculously loud gig on the weekend, or when I wasn’t looking a sneaky elephant climbed inside there to hide from poachers.

3. Mr Ipod is also brokey, he does strange things and skips all the songs and it makes my heart ever so sad, because I thought it was true love.

4. Bought some amazing summer flats, they were exactly like in imagination land inside my head. Got them home realised they had been cut into, appeared to be with scissors? (why!?) Had to return them, and none left in the entire universe in my size.

5. Bought bag that matched above shoes perfectly, now bag is all alone with no matchy friends, and is weeping and wailing rather loudly, which is causing people in the street to stare.

6. Still haven’t fixed Mr Camera, because I have to take it to some random place that is out of the way and I will never ever get around to taking it there. Why do we bother with technology? It just breaks all over everywhere and makes us cry tears of a rapper.

7. Some kind of mosquito creature just bit me on my face. It was not very polite at all.

8. I have only just started my Christmas shopping, the shops are scary and filled with millions of people that walk too slowly and get in my way.

9. Seriously, my ear really hurts.

10. I need new shoes on my feet, or I’ll be sad forever.


Mmmm delicious complaining!


Image from Nostalgie De La Boue
I really want to draw this dream catcher, it has many magical powers.

Lost....

Have been feeling rather lost lately, but ol' stompy is going to get her life into order. Yes, organisation is a friendly word. Let's be friends Mr Organisation...with this new found friendship I will have more time for bloggetty bloggetting, drawing, Mr Bird and other such projects. Isn't that nice. YES IT IS YOU SAY, I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY YOU SAY.  It is nice to agree, it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Unicorns make the world go round.

and thanks muchly to lovely Nikki for her tips on hunting unicorns that live on dresses!

image from, I do not remember where, but whoever I found it from is clearly the most awesome person on the planet.. PLANET! DO YOU HEAR ME!? PLANET!

I want to ride my bicycle, except I can't because it's breaks snapped and.....

....a peddle fell off, whilst riding it, it was not dangerous at all.  This was over a year ago, but unfortunately my tastes for bicycles are rather expensive, think retro/classic, white, wicker basket(but not the wicker man, he is bad and evil) and lots of prettiness, so instead I just ride about on my invisible bicycle, or live vicariously through amazing pictures.

images via Kelsey Genna (who is indeed one talented lady)