ask me twice............

ahhh this Market HQ shoot is so much fun! and Natascha is freakin gorgeous!

Model is Natascha @ Pure Select
Photography and Art Direction by Kaycie Smith
Styling by Annabel Wendt
Hair and Make-up by Desiree Wise @ Network Agency



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P.s I think this is my 700th post! Whoa nelly!

delicious delights of deliciousness...........

In case you have something severely wrong with you which causes you to have never read my blog before, then you would know quite a lot of my deep love for Market HQ. Sometimes when just thinking of Market HQ my eyes weep with joy, and I think of them a lot because I am always ALWAYS thinking of my next shopping adventure.

Expect a plethora of outfit posts to come from this ridiculous package of amazement. A PLETHORA!

The only downside to receiving this package was that I wasn’t home when it came and had to pick it up from the local depot. Unfortunately for me I have no sense of direction what so ever and occasionally have to rely on google maps. Google maps failed me quite greatly last time I had to collect a package from there as it sent me on this stupidly long journey and told me to go through roads that didn’t even connect. It was quite an emotional adventure, of me crying and banging my head on the steering wheel and calling Mr Stompface on my phone loudspeaker screaming WHERE IS I!!?? WHERE IS I!!?? I ended up turning a 20 minute trip into an hour and a half trip. I was late back to work where everyone gathered round to hear of my torturous journey and didn’t laugh at me for ages hardly at all. The moral of the story kids, is never EVER leave your house, and never ever trust internet maps.

p.s In case you were wondering this trip to the depot was a great success! I did not get lost at all, and greatly amused the lady working there because she thought my name was "Blogger".

the man made entirely out of hats...........

Hats! They go on my head. I once wrote a long story about a man who was made entirely out of hats, his name ironically was shoe. This hatty character even ended up being incorporated in one of my Mr Bird’s adventures, which you can see by clicking on this word with your mouse. Its quite simple it’s the clicky thing in your hand right now.

Meanwhile back in Stompface Land, Abby and Hannah had discussed in great depths of their obsession for each others blogs. It was a strange unexplainable obsession seeing as they know everything about each other already. But because their friendship and love was so deep they needed MORE more I tells ya. So to express our love and force a blog post, they decided to put millions of hats upon their head. It was glorious! See Hannah’s hatty post here.  Doing this made me realise I was missing two of my favourite hats :(

p.s I cannot comment on half the blogs these days, blogger WILL not let me! It is very very frustrating.  I'm not sure if it's my computer or blogger but I've had so much trouble even just posting these... Let's all send a million hints to Mr Stompface to buy me a nice Mac lappytop for my birthday which is in less than 2 weeks.  Go on all send psychic hints to him so he will get me one. Thanks.

poncho Sportsgirl, necklace MINKPINK via Market HQ, black singlit (fairly sure it was a man's tee I cut up),  beanie (I can't remember but I feel like Dangerfield or whatever that shop is called),  next two hats Sportsgirl, and boater from Dotti

What's in the bag?

Today on my very successful shopping trip, I bought a new (in the words of Hanhan) Frodo Baggins... It is a beautiful bag in one of my very favourite ever colours a grey bluey colour.  Yes it is nice.  You can put things in it.. as I was swapping over my stuff from my filthy old bag, I thought it was a good opportunity for a "In the bag" post.  I've been a fan of sneaking a peek inside people's bags ever since Dolly and or Girlfriend had a feature in their magazine like it back in my primary school days...

• Shiny new bag - Forever New
• Frankie diary - super super pretty but has gotten a little worse for wear living inside my bag
• Pen - this pen is for writing in the above, IT IS SO INKY it reminds me of an octopus.  We used these pens for our guests notes at our wedding, they are dreamy.
• Car Keys - no matter how hard I try to invent teleportation it still isn't happening. I need these to get places.. driving isn't fun.
• Shades - I broke these only a few days ago..it was sad. they literally fell right off my face...
• Jacobs by Marc Jacobs purse - courtesy of Tankle this purse is the cause of constant arguments between my husband and I.  He does not like the notes to get creased. Haha he is slightly OCD about that for some reason.
• Mr Ipod - he delivers beautiful music directly to my ears, what a nice man.
• Samsung Phone - in other words NOT an Iphone. One time I went out with Hannah and we met all these ballerinas, and everyone had an IPhone but me and I felt like a loser.
• Hair ties/bobby pins - millions of these at the bottom of my bag, they are especially useful when having Sailor Moon Friday at work, which involves doing my hair just like Sailor Moon and wearing Sailor stripes and colours.
• Harajuku Lovers Perfume Music - it smells like I want to go to there.
• Bronzer Brush - in the words of Nicole Richie "We bronze all the time, and that's why we look so sexy."
• MAC lipstick in Morange - THIS IS SO ORANGE. Will outfit post this soon.
• Benefit - Erase Paste (to cover my filthy man features)
• Lancome Juicy Tubes - this smells like memories
• 2 x handcreams - I am as obsessive about pristine magazines as I am about handcream, so weird about it putting it on all the time all day . It makes me crazy.

There is lot of other crap in my bag, but I thought I'd spare your lovely eyes from the filth.  Because I was so kind and let you live a life without seeing all the rubbish in my bag, perhaps you should like like like on facebook and bloglovin?!  This doctor says YES.

Lula..................

Hooray! I purchased the new Lula today!  Lula is by far my favourite magazine.  It is a magical dreamland of wonderfulness. AND WHO COULD SAY NO TO THAT.  No one, no one in the world.

I'm pretty obsessive when it comes to magazines.  And I like them to all be kept in pristine condition.  This one had a silly air freight sticker right over the gold Lula letters and ripped off part of the a.. BLASPHEMY I tells ya.  It was quite upsetting.  But it's a hard magazine to come by in P-Town so you take what you can get!

p.s. how good are trackpants.. off topic I know, but my husband bought me some yesterday and they are freakin comfortable.  What a good husband.  Too bad I went on a little shopping spree today and now he's very mad at me haha. Oh dear.