The exact same thing happened with the job I got before this one- I was offered a manager position and when I turned up it was not that AT ALL. They also gave me no training, told me they were busy when I asked questions, but expected me to take calls and do all this stuff I had no idea about. I quit after 2 days. Fuuucckked up. We really should hook up for a get rich quick scheme. I'm always trying to involve my friends in my schemes but they don't want a bar of it :(
Also, you TOTALLY should have hired me to make your cakes for you, you fail whale! Where are you getting them done?
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