wherefore lamour?

I don't know where you are, but I am not one to pry.  This is my spectacular and favourite newish Wildfox jumper.  It is rather wonderful. When it gets a little colder I will wear it and have adventures and roll down hills and what not.  But it was actually 36 degrees today! I went to the beach after work and everything, summer is not over and that's ok by me.

 

These photos are from a month or so ago when I moved into my new house.  It is old and beautiful and I can hang with my dogs on the porch and drink wine, and that's what life is all about!

 

Merry merry things that are merry.

 

jumper Wildfox, shorts Rusty,

almost unicorns and days that aren't friends.....

It is Sunday, which in my opinion is too dangerously close to Monday.  Monday and I have not been  getting on for several years.  We may never be friends again.  Opinion is a funny word, it is almost onion if you remove some letters, and almost unicorn if you add some and remove some, you know change the word completely.  Horses are good because they are Almost Unicorns.  So I'm not a fan of horse meat, you are eating an almost unicorn!  I don't know if almost unicorns cause you to be cursed for almost life.  I'd have to ask my good friend Harry. These questions are far too puzzling for a Sunday morning.

 

Here are some things that are floral to sooth your mind.  Look at Maxy Moo! He is a wonderful old dog.

 

dress MINKPINK, shades Sportsgirl, necklace Wildfox, Max Cocker Spaniel and Best Friend

Needs more mermaid...

And things that are shiny. And then you can attract all the magpies in the world because they love shiny things and you will also be wearing an alfoil pirate hat at the time. Then with your mermaid/magpie army you will rule the world and can surround yourself with everything that is good.

This has nothing to do with my outfit here, it's just a good life plan.

Dress Sportsgirl, boots Betts, necklace Wildfox, shades Sportsgirl, trees and grass Mother Earth.

eating an entire easter bunny and washing it down with wine will cure all your woes...............

it is true, and I know this because I have conducted many scientific experiments (today) AND it has been 100 per cent accurate.  It is difficult to type when your mind is buzzing with the scientific findings of the day, I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact my lap top is awkwardly perched on top of a pink and beige zig zag patterned pillow.

 

ON another note.  There is no need to conduct any kinds of experiments scientific or otherwise on my beautiful best friend's dresses.

If you don't like these dresses, then you probably also don't like summer, or things made entirely out of rainbows.  You probably cackle loudly at the sight of a box full of abandoned kittens.  And quite frankly kittens would look lovely sitting upon this dress.

 

we also look like we are having LOTS of fun, hugging and swaying and holding pot plants and being best friendly! Which is partly because we are hugging, swaying, holding plants and being best friends, but you can never be sure if it is us or the magic of the dresses. Obviously dresses with magical abilities are highly desirable and hard to come by..... THAT is something to think about.

 

Now where did I put my earless chocolate bunny?

 

So you are confused.

 

The End.

once upon a time there was a blog.....

........and how is it there is blue highlighter all over my arm? It is perhaps because I was using blue highlighter today.  Sometimes I draw all over my face to make it more beautiful, but according to my 3 year old niece it is not working.  I am mainly doing a blog post because I am waiting for things to load on to my usb.  Load already, I haven't got all day. Except I do.  Except not really.  I don't know what I'm saying, maybe we can get Ice to cater the wake?  Here I am wearing things that are stripey, updating this blog for the sake of waiting for things to load and being covered head to toe in highlighter.

blazer Bardot, top/dress Sportsgirl, shoes Betts (they are GOLD Jack.), necklace Wildfox, lipstick MORANGE (MAC), bag Forever New.  (I believe this is a wonderful outfit because it did not cost me 10 million dollars so instead of living in a cardboard box I get to live in a beautiful cedar house, win win!)