Needs more mermaid...

And things that are shiny. And then you can attract all the magpies in the world because they love shiny things and you will also be wearing an alfoil pirate hat at the time. Then with your mermaid/magpie army you will rule the world and can surround yourself with everything that is good.

This has nothing to do with my outfit here, it's just a good life plan.

Dress Sportsgirl, boots Betts, necklace Wildfox, shades Sportsgirl, trees and grass Mother Earth.

eating an entire easter bunny and washing it down with wine will cure all your woes...............

it is true, and I know this because I have conducted many scientific experiments (today) AND it has been 100 per cent accurate.  It is difficult to type when your mind is buzzing with the scientific findings of the day, I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact my lap top is awkwardly perched on top of a pink and beige zig zag patterned pillow.

 

ON another note.  There is no need to conduct any kinds of experiments scientific or otherwise on my beautiful best friend's dresses.

If you don't like these dresses, then you probably also don't like summer, or things made entirely out of rainbows.  You probably cackle loudly at the sight of a box full of abandoned kittens.  And quite frankly kittens would look lovely sitting upon this dress.

 

we also look like we are having LOTS of fun, hugging and swaying and holding pot plants and being best friendly! Which is partly because we are hugging, swaying, holding plants and being best friends, but you can never be sure if it is us or the magic of the dresses. Obviously dresses with magical abilities are highly desirable and hard to come by..... THAT is something to think about.

 

Now where did I put my earless chocolate bunny?

 

So you are confused.

 

The End.

once upon a time there was a blog.....

........and how is it there is blue highlighter all over my arm? It is perhaps because I was using blue highlighter today.  Sometimes I draw all over my face to make it more beautiful, but according to my 3 year old niece it is not working.  I am mainly doing a blog post because I am waiting for things to load on to my usb.  Load already, I haven't got all day. Except I do.  Except not really.  I don't know what I'm saying, maybe we can get Ice to cater the wake?  Here I am wearing things that are stripey, updating this blog for the sake of waiting for things to load and being covered head to toe in highlighter.

blazer Bardot, top/dress Sportsgirl, shoes Betts (they are GOLD Jack.), necklace Wildfox, lipstick MORANGE (MAC), bag Forever New.  (I believe this is a wonderful outfit because it did not cost me 10 million dollars so instead of living in a cardboard box I get to live in a beautiful cedar house, win win!)

best dress ever..........

no need for words, this dress speaks for itself.

 

via princess polly

poison...........

 

 

Just a few instagram (@stompface) shots of probably the world's most funnest dress.  I am very in love with it and suspect I will be living in it all summer long.

 

Also how WONDERFULLY magical is the poison vial necklace from Wildfox.  It is no secret that I want to marriage all over Wildfox, and this necklace is one of my new favourite things.  Anything that makes you feel just a little bit like Juliet Capulet is alright by me!

 

dress Somedays Lovin, shoes Forever New, bag Collette, Necklace Wildfox, nailpolish Dotti, shades Sportsgirl